Thursday, July 13, 2006

 

Moving haikus

So how much junk can
A rent truck truck if a truck
Is twenty-two feet?

At the time it seemed
That I needed all these books.
My back disagrees.

John Lennon was wrong:
Happiness is'a warm shredder.
Be gone, wastepaper!

Phone, cable, high-speed:
It's a "bundle" deal because
It costs a bundle.

The cat's view of cars:
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow-owwwww,
Me-ow, me-ow-owwwww ...

Me-ow, me-ow-owwwww,
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow-owwwww,
Me-ow, me-ow-owwwww.

Down four flights of stairs,
West for sixteen hundred miles:
Ten days to prepare.

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