Thursday, July 13, 2006
Moving haikus
So how much junk can
A rent truck truck if a truck
Is twenty-two feet?
At the time it seemed
That I needed all these books.
My back disagrees.
John Lennon was wrong:
Happiness is'a warm shredder.
Be gone, wastepaper!
Phone, cable, high-speed:
It's a "bundle" deal because
It costs a bundle.
The cat's view of cars:
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow-owwwww,
Me-ow, me-ow-owwwww ...
Me-ow, me-ow-owwwww,
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow-owwwww,
Me-ow, me-ow-owwwww.
Down four flights of stairs,
West for sixteen hundred miles:
Ten days to prepare.
A rent truck truck if a truck
Is twenty-two feet?
At the time it seemed
That I needed all these books.
My back disagrees.
John Lennon was wrong:
Happiness is'a warm shredder.
Be gone, wastepaper!
Phone, cable, high-speed:
It's a "bundle" deal because
It costs a bundle.
The cat's view of cars:
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow-owwwww,
Me-ow, me-ow-owwwww ...
Me-ow, me-ow-owwwww,
Me-ow, me-ow, me-ow-owwwww,
Me-ow, me-ow-owwwww.
Down four flights of stairs,
West for sixteen hundred miles:
Ten days to prepare.
